peanutbummer:

koreamjournal:

Myna Bird Holds Conversation in Japanese
This amazing bird mimics Japanese with uncanny skill. The boys at Rocket News were kind enough to provide a translation.

Abe-chan: Good morning!
Owner: Good morning to you.
Abe-chan: I’m a good boy, aren’t I?
Owner: You sure are. Abe-chan, I’m going out. Can you look after the house?
Abe-chan: Sure.
Owner: Really? You’re amazing. Be good, Abe-chan.
Abe-chan: OK, I will.

SHIT BIRDS ARE AWESOME

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sxizzor:

rhazade-waterbender:

badmoonraisin:

I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good

but

I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line

Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.

all i ever wanted out of life tbh

(via theviolentlolita)

rollerdog:

safria:

laurenvolzz:

sirsquidley:

crowbara:

orangehouse:

True facts about the Mantis.

wow this is perfect

A NIGHTMARE THAT FARTED TOO AGGRESSIVELY 

This is hilarious. 

the difference between a teddy bear and a mantis is EVERYTHING

yo anerkagy I’ve delivered you some facts about mantis you would like to check out. 

(via photographedhistories)